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[Verse 1]
B E B
I stepped into a drugstore just to get myself a smoke
B E B
A pretty waitress smiled so sweet I fell and that's no joke
B E B
I asked her for a date to ride down lover's lane, we two
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She said "I'll ask my husband, that's him, sitting next to you"
[Chorus]
B
Me and my big loud mouth,
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me and my big loud mouth,
B
He stood up, six foot tall or more
E
I felt like falling through the floor
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Me and my big loud mouth
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
B E B
My boss came up to me one day and said my work was good
B E B
I thanked him for the compliment, I done the best I could
B E B
When I thought he was gone I said "I'll have his job soon"
F# B
He heard it all and that is when he lowered the boom
[Chorus]
B
Me and my big loud mouth,
B F#
me and my big loud mouth,
B
Since I got the well-known axe
E
I can't draw unemployment tax
F# B
Me and my big loud mouth
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
B E B
My wife was looking hot all right, she said to me one day
B E B
"I'm feeling faint, I need to see a doctor right away"
B E B
He called it indigestion and he told us not to fear
B F# B
Now indigestion's five years old and goes to school next year
[Chorus]
B
Him and his big loud mouth,
B F#
Him and his big loud mouth,
B
I swear it's more than I can stand
E
She's got indigestion again
B F# B
Me and my big loud mouth
B F# B
Yeah, me and my big loud mouth
