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[Verse 1]
B                                  E            B
I stepped into a drugstore just to get myself a smoke
B                                   E                  B
A pretty waitress smiled so sweet I fell and that's no joke
B                                   E                B
I asked her for a date to ride down lover's lane, we two
                                           F#               B
She said "I'll ask my husband, that's him, sitting next to you"



[Chorus]
B
Me and my big loud mouth,
B                  F#
me and my big loud mouth,
   B
He stood up, six foot tall or more
  E
I felt like falling through the floor
B         F#        B
Me and my big loud mouth


[Instrumental]
B F# B F#


[Verse 2]
B                                 E                B
My boss came up to me one day and said my work was good
B                                   E               B
I thanked him for the compliment, I done the best I could
B                                       E            B
When I thought he was gone I said "I'll have his job soon"
                                    F#           B
He heard it all and that is when he lowered the boom


[Chorus]
B
Me and my big loud mouth,
B                  F#
me and my big loud mouth,
B
Since I got the well-known axe
  E
I can't draw unemployment tax
          F#        B
Me and my big loud mouth


[Instrumental]
B F# B F#

[Verse 3]
B                                      E              B
My wife was looking hot all right, she said to me one day
 B                                  E             B
"I'm feeling faint, I need to see a doctor right away"
B                               E              B
He called it indigestion and he told us not to fear
B                                    F#                   B
Now indigestion's five years old and goes to school next year


[Chorus]
B
Him and his big loud mouth,
B                    F#
Him and his big loud mouth,
   B
I swear it's more than I can stand
E
She's got indigestion again
B         F#        B
Me and my big loud mouth
B               F#        B
Yeah, me and my big loud mouth