Armed And Crazy

[Intro]
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[Verse]
G5                                Bb5
Well it's 4 in the mornin’ and the police man
     F5                         G5
Said son you can't sleep in the depot
        G5                        Bb5
I'd get coffee but I'm broke so I roll me a smoke
    F5                         G5
And ease out among the morning people

G5                       Bb5
Step up to the newsstand talkin’ to the paper man
F5                        G5
Talkin’ to the old street sweeper
         G5          Bb5
When the neon lights showed my face
    F5                     G5
All over the early morning paper

[Chorus]
        Bb5                  F5
It said wanted for robbing a grocery store
   C5                     G5
Disguised as a little old lady
       G5
He's a bad piece of vermin
          Bb5
It's your money he's after
   F5                  G5
Consider him armed and crazy
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
G5                            Bb5
Well I put me in a trash can, waitin’ for the trash man
   F5                 G5
To haul me out of the city
            G5                        Bb5
He said you gotta understand that I'm just a garbage man
  F5                     G5
Nobody ever showed me no pity

[Chorus]
               Bb5                  F5
He said you're wanted for robbing a grocery store
   C5                     G5
Disguised as a little old lady
         G5
You're a bad pistol packer
     Bb5
It's money you’re after
F5                  G5
Son you’re armed and crazy
[Interlude]
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                                    *Key Change
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[Verse]
G#5                          B5
Well I know it's too late to make my escape
       F#5               G#5
When I hear the police a comin’
   G#5                    B5
He pulled a .45, stuck it right between my eyes
     F#5            G#5
Said don't you a do nothin’

[Chorus]
               B5                   F#5
He said you're wanted for robbing a grocery store
   C#5                    G#5
Disguised as a little old lady
         G#5
You're a bad pistol packer
     B5
It's money you’re after
F#5                 G#5
Son you’re armed and crazy

             G#5
Yea you're a bad pistol packer
         B5
And it's money you’re after
F#5                 G#5
Son you’re armed and crazy
[Outro]
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G|---------------|-----8-7-6-4-----|----------------|-----------*| 
D|---------------|-------------6-4-|-6--6-4-6-4-----|---------6-*| 
A|---------------|-----------------|------------6-5-|-4-------6-*| 
E|---------------|-----------------|----------------|---8-4-2-4-*|