Alright get ready

Your in heavan when you hear big seven

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Mary had a little sheep she could not stop it grunting

She took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a bowl of cheese

Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Little jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye

He never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when the boys went by

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Up all night and sleep all day really my desire

Tried it once but it did not help cause the pussy caught a fire

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone

When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his

own

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over candle stick

Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of

fire

Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

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Judge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming great

He said would you like big seven again she said no but i'll had big

eight

Hey hey diddle dumb day diddle dumb day

Diddle dumb day