Porta Potty

(Intro)
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I fell in love in the portapotty line

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In the parking lot of some show.

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She was dancing round, clutching herself.

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She was waiting for her turn to go.

(Verse 1)

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Her dreadlocks swung down like those shiny golden chains,

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and she looked to be strong and brave.

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My nose was filled with the bouquet of petula oil.

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It looks like that she had never shaved.

(Verse 2)

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Well I knew right away that I was in love.

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That she was the one for me.

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Well I could not tell if she felt the same way,

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But I know that she had to pee.

(Chorus)

(Break)

(Verse 3)

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The sunlight shone bright through the sundress she wore,

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and reflected off the ring in her nose.

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Her ankle bells jingled as she danced around

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I felt proud of the line I had chose.

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Then all of a sudden she could not take it no more
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on that portapotty she wailed and she banged.

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And as she started tipping it back and forth,

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Well I just raised my head and I sang.

(Chorus)

(Break)

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That pretty little vacant sign showed her face,

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as she flew right in like peter pan.

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I wanted to be there when she was done,

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so I went and I peed behind the van.

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Well I did not realize just how much had been drunk.

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I stood there for the length of the song.

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Well I zipped up, went back to that portapotty

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my sweet little lover was gone.

(Chorus)
(Chorus)

G                      C
She was dancing round, clutching herself.

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She was waiting for her turn to go.
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