You're the phone without the ring
You're the guitar without the strings
You're the mop without the handle
You're the match without the candle
You're the vase without the flower
You're the minute without the hour

You're you you're you
You're useless without me

You're the cap without the pen
You're the chess game without the men
You're the lemon without the squeeze
You're the thanks without the please
You're the fuzz without the peach
You're the towel without the beach

You're you you're you
You're useless without me

You're the lolly without the pop
You're the bee without the bop
You're the view without the room
You're some wool without the loom
You're the brush without the hair
You're the jack without the spare

You're you you're you
You're useless without me

You're the sow without the reap
You're the tea without the steep
You're the belt without the loop
You're the hoola without the hoop
You're the ship without the sail
You're the cock without the tail
You're the rock without the roll
You're the ass without the hole

You're you you're you
You're you you're you
You're useless without me

We're useless without you