Scamper

Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A


[Riff]
E D A
E D A
E D A
E D A


[Verse]
    E    D  A
Hey booger
                       E     D   A
Neely's been overcast, morning
                   E                  D    A
A closet full of generic adult diapers
                   E    D   A
And a bible trivia game
             E        D    A
Lunch, three doughnuts
                E       D    A
And some chocolate milk
           E         D    A
Reading, a newspaper
                  E    D    A
That is five days old
    E      D    A
The nurse,
    E           D    A
The housekeeper
    E      D    A
The doctor
        E     D    A
And the son


[Chorus]
Bm7           E
Older than my father
C#m7             Cm7
The smell of old bland cooking wafting and blending
Bm7          E
With that of red oak
         A
Warm and sour


[Chorus 2]
Bm7                  E
The kitchen floor is vinyl
C#m7             Cm7
And it's soaking wet
          Bm7
So is the bedroom
       E
Of the mother
          A
She has a problem


[Verse]
            E     D   A
She is very old
         E      D    A
With her bladder
        E       D    A
You are outside
             E     D    A
Sucking on a can
                         E     D    A
Passed out in the living room
       E      D   A
Martha Stewart
   E        D    A
Is speaking
                                    E        D    A
Three hundred and fifty pounds of machinery
                                 E    D    A
Roll between her surgical stockings
        E      D    A
And the hearth
              E    D    A
I do not look up
          E     D    A
I am terrified


[Outro]
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A
E D A
E D A