Kitten Is Angry

G A D G A D

[Verse 1]
G           A             D
  My kitten, my kitty cat
              G              A
When she's content she purrs
               D
She thinks the house is hers
    G                  A                D
But you won't like her when she's angry
    G                  A
No, you won't like her when she's angry
Bb A   G D
Angry, angry

[Verse 2]
G              A
  She's cuddly
             D               G          A
She's lovely when she's in a happy mood
              D
She loves her kitten food
    G                 A        D
But she's got such an attitude
   G              A
Completely rotten attitude
Bb A   G   D
Rotten attitude

[Chorus]
G           A             D           G
  Kitten is angry, kitten is offended
             A              D              G
Fur standing out and little claws extended
         A                 D
Darting around and meowing quite a bit
    F#m             Bm
And throwing such a hissy fit
  A                  F       A
I don't know what to make of it

[Verse 3]
G                 A
  Don't touch her
                  D
Don't look at her
                G           A
My kitten knows tae kwon do
                 D
She can take you out, I know
     G                  A               D
I've seen it before and it's not pretty
      G            A
She's really one ferocious kitty
Bb  A     G   D
Cat now. (Oh, no.)

[Verse 4]
G              A
  She's deadly
                D
She'll hurt you
                G            A
She'll show you endless pain
           D
Her little whiskers are stained
         G                   A             D
With the blood of those that she has slain
  G                  A
Believe me, she will go insane
Bb  A    G    D
She will go insane

[Chorus]
G           A             D           G
  Kitten is angry, kitten is offended
             A              D              G
Fur standing out and little claws extended
         A                 D
Darting around and meowing quite a bit
    F#m             Bm
And throwing such a hissy fit
  A                  F       A
I don't know what to make of it

G           A              D              G
  Kitten is angry, full of discontentment
         A              D              G
Wildly attacking random pieces of lint
         A             D
Darting around in a psychotic blitz
    F#m                Bm
And throwing all these hissy fits
    A               F     E      D
But I still love my kitty cat to bits!