Professionally trendy in the glow of Clapham sun There's life after work and it can be such fun You see all the models in magazines and on the walls You wanna be just like them Cause they're so cool They're just narcissists Well wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray? Just for a day They're just narcissists Oh, what's so great to be Dorian Gray Every day? We're living in a looking glass As the beauty of life goes by You're going to be so oh You're going to grow so old Your skin so cold Well they're just narcissists Well wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray Just for a day? Such narcissists What's so great to be Dorian Gray Every day? They're just narcissists Wouldn't it be great to be Dorian Gray? Just for a day Just for a day