Bob Vs Cupid

chord key:
   G5          D5          C5      B5   G#5     
E|--------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------7-----------5-------4-----2---| 
D|--5-----------7-----------5-------4-----2---| 
A|--5-----------5-----------3-------2-----0---| 
E|--3-----------------------------------------| 

intro:
E|--------------------------------------------------|                                
B|--------------------------------------------------|                                
G|--------------------------------------------------|                                
D|-----0-(| let ring)---------------------------------       play 2x before singing: 
A|--------0--3---2---0------------------------------|                                
E|--3-----------------------------------------------|                                


   I am such a  loser
   I will never get a girlfriend         (sing with the intro)
   I lead such a boring life
   I will never score on prom night

on the words "score on prom night......." go into riff

E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------77777------55555----77777---------------77777---5----4-------------| 
D|---55555-------77777------55555----77777-----55555-----77777---5----4----5--------| 
A|---55555-------55555------33333----55555-----55555-----55555---3----2----5--------| 
E|---33333-------------------------------------33333-----------------------3--------| 

let the last 3 chords ring a bit


Verse 1

Palm muted      (hammer each chord)

G             D               C             D
I would wish upon a star that I could get a date for prom night
G           D              C            D
And that i wouldn't be the loser in the "Wheatus" video

intro

Chorus

G             D       C             D
Why did cupid deal me such a crappy love life
  G                D           C             D
I dont know why he wont let me have some fun on prom night
G           D   C                    D
Is it because I stole his girlfriend in a previous life
G        D                  C          B          G#          G
Whatever was it couldn't be worse than what he is doing to me now



riff



Verse 2

G        D          C                 D
I have a nightmare about this problem every time I
G             D          C               D
Go to sleep I see myself dancin' with no date at all, the
G                D                   C              D
popular kids all have their partners dancin' on the dance floor,but
G            D         C      D
I am sitting wishing I hadn't come to the ball......

INTRO

start intro on the word "ball....."


CHORUS


riff


Verse 3

G                         D               C                   D
There's this chick that I really like but I don't know if she likes me back
    G                  D               C               D
but then the hot chick she came over I got excited and hit a boner
G          D           C             D
I tried to cover it up while we were dancin' and romancin'
G          D                   C      D
But when I touched her ass she saw my trouser zipper......


INTRO

CHORUS

riff


interlude
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|    
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|    
G|----------77777---55555---77-99-7-----------------------------------------------| 2x 
D|--55555---77777---55555---77-99-7-----------------------------------------------|    
A|--55555---55555---33333---55-77-5-----------------------------------------------|    
E|--33333-------------------------------------------------------------------------|    

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------77777---99----77----5----77---99---7-----------------------------------| 
D|--55555--77777---99----77----5----77---99---7-----------------------------------| 
A|--55555--55555---77----55----3----55---77---5-----------------------------------| 
E|--33333-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|----------------77777----5-----4------------------------------------------| 
D|--55555---------77777----5-----4----5-------------------------------------| 
A|--55555---------55555----3-----2----5-------------------------------------| 
E|--33333-----------------------------3-------------------------------------| 


CHORUS

end on G5


Order of song:

INTRO
RIFF
VERSE 1
INTRO
CHORUS
RIFF
VERSE 2
INTRO
CHORUS
RIFF
VERSE 3
INTRO
CHORUS
RIFF
INTERLUDE
CHORUS
END ON G5