Bestest Friend

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Who wipes me off when I spill gravy on my shirt

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Who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt

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And who'll make love to me in satin sheets or in the dirt

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You Babe  you're my bestest friend



Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance

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Who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts

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And who discretely whispers I forgot to zip my pants

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You Babe  you're my bestest friend


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Who comes down to bail me out when I get in a jam

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And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am

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And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn

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You Babe  you're my bestest friend


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Who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand

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Or meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fighting for her man

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And who's the only one I'll ever love or understand

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You Babe  you're my bestest friend


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I'm talking about you Babe  you're my bestest friend