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[Verse 1]

D                                D/F#
He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool
D                             D/F#
Taxloss lover if the truth be told
D                                D/F#
Taxloss lover still lives in the war
D                       D/F#
Taxloss lover touching 74

[Bridge]

C
Aaah
     G
Come back to me, we want your money
  D
Taxloss
C
Aaah
     G
Come back to me, we want your money
  D
Taxloss

[Pre-chorus]

Bb
We think you are stupid
C                                              D
We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah
Bb
We'll sell you down the river
C                                       D
Just remember that we said we'd deliver you

[Chorus]

Bb                         C
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
Bb                                C
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
    Bb                             C
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory
           G
You're a taxloss
     Bb
Come back to me, we want your money
D
Taxloss

[Verse 2]

D                                           D/F#
He's your taxloss lover and his nickname is Bert
D                               D/F#
Taxloss lover and he's always a flirt
D                          D/F#
Taxloss lover's into kinky sex
D                              D/F#
Taxloss lover wears a cracking dress

[Bridge]

C
Aaah
     G
Come back to me, we want your money
  D
Taxloss
C
Aaah
     G
Come back to me, we want your money
  D
Taxloss

[Pre-chorus]

Bb
We think you are stupid
C                                              D
We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah
Bb
We'll sell you down the river
C                                       D
Just remember that we said we'd deliver you

[Chorus]

Bb                         C
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
Bb                                C
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
    Bb                             C
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory
           G
You're a taxloss
     Bb
Come back to me, we want your money
D
Taxloss

[Interlude]

D

[Pre-chorus]

Bb
We think you are stupid
C                                              D
We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah
Bb
We'll sell you down the river
C                                       D
Just remember that we said we'd deliver you

[Chorus]

Bb                         C
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
Bb                                C
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
    Bb                             C
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory
           G
You're a taxloss
     Bb
Come back to me, we want your money
D
Taxloss

[Interlude]

D

[Outro]

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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Taxloss, mud rock, junk pop, chart hop
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Mop top, swap shop, who'd you'd nick your cliche off
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho
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Ohooh oho