- Intro: C# E G#m B
         C# E G#m B

            C#            E             G#m               B
When you're climbing up a tree and it's running down your knee
     C#         E        G#m    B
Diarrhea, (Diarrhea), Diarrhea
            C#              E              G#m              B
When you're sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
     C# E    G#m    B
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
           C#                  E           G#m                 B
When your climbing in the the loft and you tread in somethin' soft
     C# E    G#m    B
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
          C#                  E           G#m           B
When you think you're having fun, but you got a smelly bum
     C# E    G#m    B
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
     C# E    G#m    B
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
     C# E    G#m    B
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
    C#
Diarrhea