I Was An Infant

  A   F#  D   D#  C   Bb
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A              F#
I was an infant,
A              F#
for the human race
A              F#
Down the test tubes backward,
A              F#
blackjack to my face

D             D#   C
They put me in cowboy boots
D             D#   C
I liked to wear dresses better
D             D#   C
They put me in cowboy boots
D             D#   C
Served me chrios for dinner

A                  F#
I was a teenage boy,
people always in my face
Sore face everywhere,
everyone on my case

D              D#      C
Wanted me to be some football player
I liked dresses better
Be a some kinda sport player
I like girl clothes better

D           C          Bb             A
And it ain´t nobodys business what I do

A                F#
Made it this far
to cut the chase
This time is for yourself,
and it ain´t to waste

D           D#      C
Wanted to be a big man,
be some kind of hero
All those big man dreams
all add up to zero

D       C        Bb         A
Nobodys business what you do