If you think I've got it all wrong
Come and show me how it is done
If you think that I'm way off base
Come and say the words to my face

Guess what guys, I'm wise to your bag of tricks
And you're in for a big surprise
Here it comes it's a
TON OF BRICKS

If you want this to come to blows
Keep on talking, see where it goes
If you've planned to have the last laugh
Hold that thought while I kick your ass

Guess what, guys, you're a bunch of no-account pricks
Here's a special delivery
Sign right here for your
TON OF BRICKS

Ton of Bricks
Faster and faster
Ton of Bricks
It's a disaster
For your mom as you've pinned down
By 2000 bricky pounds

Ton of Bricks
You're in trouble
Ton of Bricks
You're into rubble
As you're pinned to the ground
By 2000 brickish pounds