Am   Am/G   Am   Am/G  Am  Am/G  Am  G Am


[Verse 1]

Am        G             Am         G
Mind your manners boys, button yer breeks
Am       G             Am
Wipe the beer from yer chin
G
There's a smack in the mouth for the first one to swear
G                            Am
When the shining light walks in


[Verse 2]

Am        G             Am         G
Talk about nice things, keep it all movin
Am        G             Am         
Football is a wonderful thing, THAT'S RIGHT
G
Don't wipe yer nose with the back of yer hand
G                            Am
You use your sleeve like a civilized man


[Middle]

F            G
If I'm taken by surprise
Am            G
Feel my head, check my eyes
F                         G
They may be open but they could be closed 
Am                    G      Am
It's anybody's guess, nobody knows


[Verse 3]

Am        G             Am         G
If she's kind enough to speak to you
Am        G                Am  
You look her straight in the eye
G
You tell her you're a nobody who's life means nothing
G                             Am
And having seen her you would happily die


[Verse 4]

Am        G             Am         
She may be looking for a conversation
Am        G             Am 
She may be looking for space
G
You keep that smile going all the while
Am               G            Am
Take that stupid look off your face


[Refrain]

F            G
Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
Am               G
Handsome is like handsome done
F              G
Don't fly too close to the sun
Am                             G      Am
When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn


[Verse 5]

Am           G               Am           G
None of that stuff about the iroquios and snowshoe
Am               G                Am 
She wouldn't be impressed with the flame
G
I like to hear about the jokes above the waistline
G               Am
If it's all the same


[Verse 6]

Am    G       Am
Tell boaby to pretend to be awake
Am              G            Am 
Try to keep his face off the floor
G
To see a grown man studying linoleum
Am           G
Is less than fascinating 


[Refrain]

F            G
Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
Am               G
Handsome is like handsome done
F              G
Don't fly too close to the sun
Am                             G      Am
When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn


[Refrain]

F            G
Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
Am               G
Handsome is like handsome done
F                           G
Woe betide the culprit of a bad deed done
Am                             G      Am
Within the sound and vision of Angela Gunn