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[Verse 1]
Em            G
Homophobes are terrified
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to admit that during their lives
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There has been confusion in their minds

Em              G
One more comment, one more joke
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I don't accept it, I will not
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tolerate intolerance this time

[Chorus] 
          C          G
I'm not a heterosexual man
                 Em                     D
Not ticking your boxes, that's not who I am
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No, I don't fit into your neat little plan
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And I never will

          C          G
I'm not a heterosexual man
                 Em                     D
Not ticking your boxes, that's not who I am
         C                       G
No, I don't fit into your neat little plan
        D      D      D
And I never will

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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Jesus christ, you're full of it
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You closet case, you piece of shit
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I'd rather cut off my own dick than be like you
Em              G
Did that make you uncomfortable?
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Is your macho-pride in pieces now?
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When you've beaten me up, then what will you do?

[Chorus] 
          C          G
I'm not a heterosexual man
                 Em                     D
Not ticking your boxes, that's not who I am
         C                       G
No, I don't fit into your neat little plan
        D      D      D
And I never will

          C          G
I'm not a heterosexual man
                 Em                     D
Not ticking your boxes, that's not who I am
         C                       G
No, I don't fit into your neat little plan
        D      D      D
And I never will

[Instrumental]
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[Chorus 2] 
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Love is not a crime and I'd rather colour outside of the lines
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Love knows no gender and it's about time
                Em                D
you nailed your colours up next to mine
 
C             G                    Em                    D
Love is not a crime and I'd rather colour outside of the lines
              C                   G
Love knows no gender and it's about time
                Em                D
you nailed your colours up next to mine

C             G                    Em                    D
Love is not a crime and I'd rather colour outside of the lines
              C                   G
Love knows no gender and it's about time
                Em                D
you nailed your colours up next to mine

[Outro] 
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