F    X33211
Am   x02210
G    320003
C    x32010
Em   022000



Riff:

  capo 6

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B|--||-------1-3--0-1----1p0--------1--3-1-0----|
G|--||-0--------------0-----2p0--------------0--|
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A|--||------------------------------------------|
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Intro
F Am G C


   F          Am    G       C
I wish you smelled a little funny 
F         Am     G     C
Not just funny really bad 
F         Am        G        C
We could roam the streets forever 
F          Am        G        C
Just like cats but we'd never stray 



   F         Am        G          C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F          Am           G       C
I could raise you in the tub at home 
F        Am      G       C
We could take a swim together 
F           Am        G    C
On weekly daytrips to the bay 



F   Am    G     C
Ooooooh, you and me
F           Am    G      C 
It would be only you and me 
You and me 



I wish you were a little bigger 
Not just big but really really fat 
Doors you would no longer fit through 
In my bed you would have to stay 


I often wish that you had feathers 
I'd keep you in a giant cage 
All day long I'd sit and watch you 
And sing for you if it would be okay 



F   Am   G      C
Oh  Oh, you and me 
F         Am  G        C
It'll be only you and me 
F  Am     G      C
Ooooh,   you and me 
F         Am   G      C
It'll be only you and me 


F Am G C 2x


Bridge

Em      Am
People say 
            F         G
There are plenty of fish 

Em     Am
In the sea 
       F            G
Baby, all I do I wish 
No chords
I wish, I wish I.. 


I wish you were a little slower 
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed 
I could put you on a socket 
And you could never run away 


I really wish that you were smaller 
Not just small but really really short 
So I could put you in my pocket 
And carry you around all day 



Oh, you and me 
It'll be only you and me 
Oh, you and me 
It'll be only you and me 
It'll be only you and me