E                B
Jordan wanted to sign
       A         F#m
With Adidas for shoes
     E                B
But Nike gave him an offer
      A             F#m
That he could not refuse


[Chorus]
             E           F             F#m
It wasn't a pizza that poisoned him in Utah
       C#m             B
With a hotel bill to prove
                   A           F#m
Three thousand dollars on just five dudes


[Instrumental]
 E  | F | F#m | F#m |
C#m | B |  A  | F#m |


[Verse 2]
E              B
I bought fake Jordans
A                  F#m
They weren't even shoes
E                 B
Oh, he looked so sick
        A           F#m
It was all over the news


[Chorus]
                   E
But it wasn't the pizza
        F         F#m
And it wasn't the flu
     C#m               B
Yeah, I love drinking too
A               F#m
I love drinking too


[Outro]
 E  | F | F#m | F#m    |
C#m | B |  A  | F#m  B |
C#m | B |  A  |