E       022100
D       xx0232
D/F#    200232
F#m     244222
C#m     x46654

Intro

A       E       D       A       A       E       D/F#    x2

Verse
A
You've got religion on you side
E
thats why you tell so many lies
D
every kiss is just a kiss
A
nothing more and nothing less
A               E               D/F#    
hold your breath were going down some

A
I'll stick a fork into your side
E
Just to make sure your alive
D
jepordise our friendship
A
but you've always hated that
E                       D/F#    
you say ohhh their gonna stone you

Pre-chorus
F#m             C#m
Cut my fingers off 
D               E
and make my hand a ghost
F#m             C#m
so put it in your head
D
excuse my thoughts
E
why can't you say

Chorus
A                       E
Sometimes I live a lonely life
F#m             D
such a pointless life
A                       E
god knows I like to criticise the 
F#m             D
only way that I get by
A                       E
yes I need some common sense
F#m             D
i really wasn't born with it
A                       E
shoot me in the face 
F#m             D
and make these demons dissapate

Verse
A
I am just the same as you
E
i've spent a lifetime in a room
D
i've spent a lifetime in a chair
A
ive sat naked in the chair
A
i've thrown stones at passing cars
E               D/F#
its funny ha ha ha

A
I'm getting chased by killer bees
E
I fight them with your ... (?)
D
How can you start again
A
Get the lot to start on you
A
And make my peace with animals
E
After all...
D/F#
I told you...

Pre-chorus
F#m             C#m
Cut my fingers off 
D               E
and make my hand a ghost
F#m             C#m
so put it in your head
D
excuse my thoughts
E
Cuz you'll never say

Chorus
A                       E
Sometimes I live a lonely life
F#m             D
such a pointless life
A                       E
god knows I like to criticise the 
F#m             D
only way that I get by
A                       E
yes I need some common sense
F#m             D
i really wasn't born with it
A                       E
shoot me in the face 
F#m             D
and make these demons dissapate

A       E       D       A       A       E       D/F#

A
No matter how long I stay
E
I get the feeling to leave
D
I'm gonna leave right now
A
Before I go insane
A               E
And I will lose my place
D/F#
And I will never come back

A                               E
I'll stick a fork into your side
D                               A
Just to make sure you're alive
A               E               D/F#
And you've always hated that

Chorus
A                       E
Sometimes I live a lonely life
F#m             D
such a pointless life
A                       E
god knows I like to criticise the 
F#m             D
only way that I get by
A                       E
yes I need some common sense
F#m             D
i really wasn't born with it
A                       E
shoot me in the face 
F#m             D
and make these demons dissapate

A       E       F#m     D