Babe I know I missed your birthday
When I’m gone you miss me in the worst way
I didn’t visit after you had surgery
And you think I’m a dick
You think I’m a dick
I never post you on the internet
Take your breath away just like a cigarette
Said we’d take a trip and we ain’t did it yet
You think I’m a dick
You think I’m a dick

I might do everything wrong, but there’s one thing I’ll do right
Imma fuck you like a pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar, pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar, pornstar

Every morning you text me a paragraph
I barely even read them say one word back
You tell me every day that you ain’t feelin that
And you think I’m a dick
You think I’m a dick
I only see you when the Sun is down
When I’m with my friend I don’t bring you around
Actions speak well I guess I don’t make a sound well
You think I’m a dick
You think I’m a dick

I might do everything wrong, but there’s one thing I’ll do right
Imma fuck you like a pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar, pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar, pornstar

Babe I know I missed your birthday
When I’m gone you miss me in the worst way
I didn’t visit after you had surgery
And you think I’m a dick
You think I’m a dick

Imma fuck you like a pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar, pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar
Imma fuck you like a pornstar, pornstar, pornstar