From Stevie P schwolay style!!!
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DOING THE COCKROACH from Scott Huegerich

Intro & Verse
E---------------------------------------------
B----4---4------------------------------------
G--5---5---5-3---3---3-----------------5-5-5-5
D--------------5---5---5-3---3---3-----5-5-5-5
A--------------------------5---5---5-3-3-3-3-3
E---------------------------------------------

"Doin' the Cockroach..."
E---------------------------------------------
B-----4-----4-----4-----4---------------------
G-------------------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----
D-------------------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----
A-3-3---3-3---3-3---3-3---5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-----
E---------------------------------------------

2nd verse
E---------------------------------
B---------------------------------
G---------------------------------
D-------6-------6-------6-------6-
A-----6-------6-------6-------6---
E-8-8-----8-8-----8-8-----8-8-----

E---------------------------------
B---------------------------------
G---------------------------------
D---------5-------5---------------
A-----5-----6-5-----6-5-------5---
E-6-6---6-------6-------6-4-4---6-

After "You're not hungry, though."(Listen to song to get the rhythm):
E--------------------------------
B-7-------7-------7-------5-5-5--
G---7-9-7---7-9-7---7-9-7-------7 
D-4-------4-------4-------2-2-2--
A---5-7-5---5-7-5---5-7-5-------5
E--------------------------------

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from R*

Doin the Cockroach: 
the intro is already done correctly, as well as the chorus, but here's my
interpretation  of the second verse: 
e-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------
b--------------------------|-------------------------------------------
g--------------8/10--------|---------7----8-7--------8--7----7-----5--- 
d---10--10-----------------|--8--8----8------8--6--------8-----6--6--6-
a--------------------------|-------------------------------------------
e--------------------------|-------------------------------------------

Jason, va beach 


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Yet another 2nd verse interpretation of the part when singing
"one year.....you know i'm not listening."

E-----------------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------
D-------4-------4-------4-------4---------4-------4---------------
A-----5-------5-------5-------5-------4-----5-4-----5-4-------5-0-
E-7-7-----7-7-----7-7-----7-7-----5-5---5-------5-------5-3-3-----

Repeat four times and sing angry