Brown-haired girl
Run away home
Been gone far too long
And your man, he's all alone
Better cover him in jello
And lick him till he glows
Gotta tie him to the bed post
Gotta chew on his big toe

Oh my sweetheart
Won't you leave a light on for me?

Rhubarb pie in blue jeans
Cherry flavoured lips
He tastes just like honey moonbeans
One bite from his hips

Oh my sweetheart
Won't you leave a light on for me?

Got a hornet in her bonnet
Box of candy in her hand
Please, please pumpkin
You know what she demands

Oh my sweetheart
Won't you leave a light on for me?

He's my sweetheart
Chamomile chickadee
He's my sweetheart
Strawberry