D         A
Oh, you silly old man
     D          A
You silly old man
         D        A
You're making a fool of yourself
    G       A     D
So get off the stage

[Verse]
    D         A
You silly old man
         D          A
In your misguided trousers
            D               A
With your mascara and your Fender guitar
         G        A       D
And you think you can arouse us?

[Chorus]
         A
But the song that you just sang
            Bm              G
It sounds exactly like the last one
         D
And the next one
                   G
I bet you it will sound
       A
Like this one

[Verse]
 D             A
Downstage, and offstage
          D           A
Don't you feel all run in?
            D                     A
And do you wonder when they will take it away?
     G        A      D
This is your final fling

[Verse]
             D           A
But then applause ran high
             D                      A
But for the patience of the ones behind you
      D                      A
As a verse drags on like a month drags on
            G            A          D
It's very short, but it seems very long

[Chorus]
         A
And the song that you just sang
            Bm              G
It sounds exactly like the last one
         D
And the next one
                   G
I bet you it will sound
       A
Like this one

[Verse]
     D             A
So, get off the stage
      D           A
Oh, get off the stage
      D               A
And when we get down off of the stage
        G            A           D
Please stay off the stage - ALL DAY!

[Verse]
     D             A
So, get off the stage
      D           A
Oh, get off the stage
      D                 A
And when we've had our money back
          G         A         D
Then I'd like your back in plaster

[Chorus]
         A
Oh, I know that you say
     Bm          G
How age has no meaning
          D                     G
Oh, but here is your audience now
                A
And they're screaming:

[Verse]
 D             A
Get off the stage
     D            A
Oh, get off the stage
              D          A
Because I've given you enough of my time
         G           A          D
And the money that wasn't even mine (Have you seen yourself recently?)

[Outro]
     D             A
Oh, get off the stage
     D             A
Oh, get off the stage
D A
G A D

D A D A
D A

      G        A    D
For whom the bell tolls