I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Squishy purple balls, I put them all on you
I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Sticky purple balls, my sticky purple balls, now

Do you remember the time
That I was a shoulder you could cry on? Well, I do
And I remember the time
That you did not reciprocate by showing me your boobs

But hey, that's ok
Tomorrow's another day for you to make good decisions

I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Squishy purple balls, I put them all on you
I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Sticky purple balls, my sticky purple balls, now
All I wanted was to be somebody you could talk to
And maybe show your boobs to me, boobs to me
Is it so much to ask that you would maybe
Show your boobs to me, boobs to me

Do you remember the time
That we made love on the bodies of all our vanquished foes?
Oh, you don't?
I suppose that's just because I made it up

But that's OK
Tomorrow's another day and I had good intentions

I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Squishy purple balls, I put them all on you
I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Sticky purple balls, my sticky purple balls, now
All I wanted was to be somebody you could talk to
And maybe show your boobs to me, boobs to me
Is it so much to ask that you would maybe
Show your boobs

Baby, please, will you give me one chance
To prove that I can be your man?
I will only simp for you

I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Squishy purple balls, I put them all on you
I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Sticky purple balls, my sticky purple balls
Put my balls on you, my balls on you
Squishy purple balls, I put them all on you
I put my balls on you, my balls on you
Sticky purple balls, my sticky purple balls, now