G       D    G


G
You better run, You better hide
                                                D
You better lock your house and keep the kids inside   
Here comes the 20th century's latest scam
                        G
Called a-half a boy and half a man

           G
He ain't a fool, but he's a tool
                                                   D
Because his left don't know what his right hand is doin'
He'll keep a-King Kong eatin' out the palm of his hand
                      G
He's a half a boy and half a man

        G
Best be fleet upon your feet
                                        D
Or else the SPG's* gonna be clearin' the streets
They never made no provision in the original plan
                     G
For a-half a boy and half a man

         C
When his fingers do the walkin'
       G
In the middle of the night
A7
Where there's people stalkin'
                                       D
Baby let me tell you, nothin' come out right