You make me feel alright When we dance into the night With your hips on mine The stars will all align Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah I don't care, granny, be prepared Granny, be prepared Oh, pay attention, there's a lady on the dance floor Shaking everything she got, DJ yeah, she wants more Gray dirty curly hair, glasses on she doesn't care I'm aware 'cause I compared, she's old as fuck, I'm in despair I'm the last one in the club, except for granny that's my luck I've been drinking for hours, the booze shows its powers It lets me ignore the wrinkles So here we go You make me feel alright When we dance into the night With your hips on mine The stars will all align Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah I don't care, granny, be prepared I asked: Can I get your number? She said: Not with your cucumber What the fuck is up with the grannies in the club? This will not be easy, am I out of luck? Suddenly she grabs me by the chin Says: Boy, you need more saggy skin What the fuck is up with the grannies in the club? You make me feel alright When we dance into the night With your hips on mine The stars will all align Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah I don't care, granny, be prepared And I just can't resist your denture smile Hey old lady, yeah you, you got the moves I love your old fashioned style Everybody sing Everybody Luckily you got a new hip Now you are professionally equipped to dance! Yeah! You make me feel alright When we dance into the night With your hips on mine The stars will all align Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah I don't care, granny, be prepared And I just can't resist your denture smile Hey old lady, yeah you, you got the moves I love your old fashioned style