You make me feel alright
When we dance into the night
With your hips on mine
The stars will all align
Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah
I don't care, granny, be prepared

Granny, be prepared

Oh, pay attention, there's a lady on the dance floor
Shaking everything she got, DJ yeah, she wants more
Gray dirty curly hair, glasses on she doesn't care
I'm aware 'cause I compared, she's old as fuck, I'm in despair

I'm the last one in the club, except for granny that's my luck
I've been drinking for hours, the booze shows its powers
It lets me ignore the wrinkles
So here we go

You make me feel alright
When we dance into the night
With your hips on mine
The stars will all align
Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah
I don't care, granny, be prepared

I asked: Can I get your number?
She said: Not with your cucumber

What the fuck is up with the grannies in the club?
This will not be easy, am I out of luck?
Suddenly she grabs me by the chin
Says: Boy, you need more saggy skin

What the fuck is up with the grannies in the club?

You make me feel alright
When we dance into the night
With your hips on mine
The stars will all align
Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah
I don't care, granny, be prepared

And I just can't resist your denture smile
Hey old lady, yeah you, you got the moves
I love your old fashioned style

Everybody sing
Everybody

Luckily you got a new hip
Now you are professionally equipped to dance!
Yeah!

You make me feel alright
When we dance into the night
With your hips on mine
The stars will all align
Bottles up, until we fall in love, yeah
I don't care, granny, be prepared

And I just can't resist your denture smile
Hey old lady, yeah you, you got the moves
I love your old fashioned style