Intro:  C, D-C
        C, F, D, Fii
C                G           F              G
talking bout the moron bros, tatood fingers tattooed toes
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C, Fii-Eii-D, D, Fii-Eii-D, Fii-Eii-D, C
C                                     F
they're idiots they're losers they're scum
C                   Eii D  C   F
taking advantage of everyone
(same chords)
your a dog they're your fleas
doin everything they can to spread disease
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take you beer take your drugs
leave with you microscopic bugs
their company's something you won't miss
when your icetrays are filled with piss
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C            G              F           G
they are the moron brothers don't get along with others
C             G
they'll whine they'll bitch
F                
they'll fuck you if you're rich
(same chords)
they'll leach they'll latch 
they are the itch you can't scratch
doo doo doo do do do do...
C                     F
they'll ink your face tape your eyes closed
D                               Fii
tobasco's in your mouth there's mustard up your nose
when your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
just try to move your leg they put you in a cast yeah
C-C, B-B, A, F, G
they are the moron brothers, don't get along with others
they may not go down in history, they'll go down on your sister...