Magnolia

B                        E
Quit honking your horns, there's five other lanes
F#                      E
And I am king of them all and faster than light
B                       E
With my fists in the air, if my body's alive
F#                    E
Then my soul's unaware in braving the last
B                   E
Of this terrible wine, I've savoured the last
F#                          E
And I've kissed it goodbye, there's no kind of right way
B                   E
To do what I'll do, but I'm king of the earth
F#              E
With impossible blood on this 3rd of June

[Bridge]
C#m                 E                              C#m
Hold on, officer, I know that I'm a danger to myself
                         E                         C#m    E
And it shows, 'cause I'm on the other side of the law

[Chorus 1]
B                       E
There's no way tonight, as far as I know
F#                   E
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
B                E
Show me the way, oh, show me the light
F#                       E                      C#m      E
Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some ass tonight

[Verse 2]
B                           E
Still honking those horns, yeah, just drive around
F#                          E
'Cause you're all being ignored, deadpan and bright
B                     E
As I flip you the bird, I'm a pain in the ass
F#                            E
Yeah, I'm a real piece of work, just waving my arms like
B                 E
Some terrible mime, and shaking my ass
F#                    E
'Til they kiss it goodbye, just show me the right things
B                 E
That I didn't do, oh, enlighten me now
F#               E
With impossible love from the former you

[Bridge]
C#m                  E                          C#m
Just tell everyone I know what I did, I did for us
                         E                     C#m     E
And in haste, 'cause I'm terrified of dying in vain

C#m      E

[Chorus 2]
B                 E                    F#
There's no way tonight, as far as I know
                  E                         B
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
                 E                  F#
Wretched and wild, all glory and trash
                          E                  C#m        E
Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some fucking ass

C#m     E   C#m    E     C#m    E

[Chorus 3]
B                    E                  F#
There's no way tonight, as far as I know
                  E                          B
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
             E                       F#
Show me the way, oh, show me the light
                          E                  B
Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some ass tonight
           E                  F#
No way tonight, as far as I know
                  E                         B
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
            E                      F#
Fire of my loins, oh, light of my life
                 E                           B
We're vastly outnumbered every motherfucking time
E     F#    E     B    E    F#   B