F
My friend's got a girlfriend
                 Bb
Man he hates that bitch
 F               C
He tells me every day
F                                 Bb
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
F             C       F
In the worst kind of way"
F
She sits on her ass
                          Bb
He works his hands to the bone
F                       C
To give her money every payday
 F                                     Bb
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
F
Well my friend
 C        F
You gotta say
F                           Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
 F                   C
Why don't you get a job
 F                         Bb
Say no way, say no way, no way
 F             C       F
Why don't you get a job
 F                                    Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
 F                             C
To keep her bill collectors at bay
 F                                  Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
 F                      C           F
Cause that girl's got expensive taste
 F                           Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
 F                   C
Why don't you get a job
 F                       Bb
Say no way, say no way, no way
 F          C      F
Why don't you get a job
F                                      Bb
Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
 F                                    C
But hey man free rides just don't come along
 C     F
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now
 F                                         Bb
My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
F               C
She tells me every day
F                                    Bb
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
F
Well my friend
    C     F
You gotta say