Humbug

INTRO:

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VERSE:
      Bb         F         Bb          Gm
That moment the first few flakes start falling
F       Eb        Cm                 F
 Is the moment before I burst into tears

        Bb          F          Bb       Gm
'Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping
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 And the thought of it all just stresses me out

F        Gm Eb Bb
Wo-oh-oh-oe is me
F     Gm Eb F
Wo-oh-oe is me


VERSE:
      Bb         F          Bb   Gm
Would she kinda like this canary yellow?
F            Eb      Cm                 F
 Or does she already own way too many scarves?

        Bb         F            Bb          Gm
I could get her a backpack and something to carry
F        Eb                            F          Bb
 This is way too much pressure, it's breaking my heart

F        Gm Eb Bb
Wo-oh-oh-oe is me
F     Gm Eb F
Wo-oh-oe is me


CHORUS:
Bb            Dm                Gm
I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
   Eb                  Bb
But I haven't found it yet
                       Cm
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
Eb                   F
So I'll give you my heart

Bb         Dm               Gm
I wander around the store again and again
    Eb           Bb
But all I do is shrug
                       Cm
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
Eb                F                 Bb Dm Gm Bb
And I'm ready to say, "Bah humbug"!
Eb           F               Bb Dm Gm Bb
Bah bah bah bah - bah humbug
Eb           F
Bah-bah-bah-bah


VERSE:
        Bb         F           Bb    Gm
I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden
     F          Eb         Cm             F
But what if Red Lobster is way more her thing?

I don't even know

     Bb           F              Bb Gm    Bb
Well how 'bout a bike, or like a ukelele?
   Eb                        Bb
Or how 'bout I jump out the window?

              Gm     Bb     Eb
Window window window window
 Eb                F               Bb
Yeah, how 'bout I jump out the window?

Bb     Dm     Gm     Bb
Window window window window
         Eb                      Bb
Singing 'Joy to the World' face down in the snow!


CHORUS:
Bb            Dm                Gm
I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
   Eb                  Bb
But I haven't found it yet
                       Cm
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
Eb                   F                  Bb
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do

Bb         Dm               Gm
I wander around the store again and again
    Eb           Bb
But all I do is shrug
                       Cm
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
Eb                F
And I'm ready to say,


BDA K:
      Gm            Ab        Bb             C
I'll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree
           Bb
'Cause the best gift I can give you
         Ebm
Is this heart inside of me!


INSTRUMENTAL:
Cm  Eb  Gm  Bb
Cm  Eb  Bb  F


CHORUS:
Bb            Dm                Gm
I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
   Eb                Bb
But I ain't found it yet
                       Cm
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
Eb                   F                  Bb
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do

Bb         Dm               Gm
I wander around the store again and again
    Eb           Bb
But all I do is shrug
                       Cm
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
Eb                      F
And I'm 'bout ready to say, "Bah humbug!"


OUTRO:
Bb  F  Gm Bb       Eb
Sor-or-ry for the hand towels!
 F
Bah humbug!

Bb  F  Gm Bb       Eb
Sor-or-ry for the Yankee candles!
 F
Bah humbug!

 Bb                Gm       F
Sorry for all this useless junk!
     Eb                 Ebm
The best gift I have to give
Fm    Ebm Bb
Is my lo-ove