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[Verse 1]:
A       E              A       
36, 32, boot cut with a skoal ring
A                          E                  A
Grease stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee
            D                                  A
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
   B                                      E                E
And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please

[Chorus]:
            A                      D
You wear the pants, buddy good for you
          E                    A     E
I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo
            A                      D
You need to know that ain't how it works
                      A     E                    A        E
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt

[Verse 2]:
       A                  E                   A
At the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties
       A              E                  A
Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill
          D                                     A   
With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em
              B                         E            E
And with that attitude of yours, hell I bet you never will

[Chorus]:
             A                     D
You wear the pants, buddy good for you
         E                    A       E
I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo
            A                      D
You need to know that ain't how it works
                      A     E                    D
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt


[Solo and Interlude]
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[Bridge]:
          E                               D
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
         A                                  E
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
         E                            D
But just wait until that woman has a headache
        B                                       E          
And she sits there with her legs crossed, we'll see how strong you are

[Chorus]:
             A                     D
You wear the pants, buddy good for you
           E                A       E
We're so impressed, whoopty-doo
                 A                     D
You'll soon find out that ain't how it works
                       A   E                    F#m      D
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt  Oh Ohh
             A    E              
You wear the pants, who wears the skirt?

[Outro]
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