Meanwhile, back in Paris
I was embarrassed, baby
A westbound airline took her away
Yeah, yeah
Was way past midnight
Oh, they caught the last flight
And now we're strangers
And I really don't know what to say

I'm gonna find him
And I'm gonna remind him
He may be the bloody master
But not one of his fate
He lied to the agent, he lied
Lied till he got his paycheck
And when I find him
He's really gonna have to pay

Action, action, read all about it
All over the subway wall
Action for slander, read all about it
Action, action, read all about it
It's front page news
Action for slander, read all about it

Well, I'm afraid now
I'm gonna throw him the bait now
Like I said
He may be the bloody master
But he's really gonna have to pay

Took up my lady
They must be crazy, yeah
He told a lie now
And he's really gonna have to pay

Forever, forever and ever and ever
And a day
He's really gonna have to pay
Forever, forever and ever and ever
And a day

Give me some of that
Action, action, read all about it
All over the subway wall
Action for slander, read all about it
Action, action, read all about it
It's front page news
Action for slander, read all about it

Action, action, read all about it
Stick him in the ground, six feet down
Action for slander, read all about it
I don't know when, Ken
Action, action, read all about it
If you can read, look at this
Action, action, read all about it