Verse + Chorus     Outro
E|--------------| --------------------
D   xx0232         E5    x-7-9-9-x-x
Bm  x24432         F5    x-9-11-11-x-x
G   32003x         G5    x-10-12-12-x-x
A   x02220         D/F#  x-9-12-11-x-x 


[Verse 1]

D                        Bm
Maybe someone's going to save me
                    G
My heart is made of gravy
                         D
And the laps I swim from lunatics don't count
             Bm
Open up your stockings
                 A
Pull out all the things you never wanted
                  G                   D
From room service calls, room service calls


[Verse 2]

D                                     Bm
Open up your hands and let me see the things you keep in there
                G
I don't want to split up fifty-fifty
                  D
That's the way we do it in this rose town
                 Bm
I've got all the glory in the world
                  A
I hope it doesn't floor you before you go
             G                  D
Room service calls in the random falls, go!


[Chorus 1]

    D
Whenever, whenever, whenever, whenever
    A                                    G
Whenever, whenev-ev-ev-ev-ev-ever I feel fine
                      D      
I'm going to walk away from all this, all that
    D
The groovy groovy kitty, you little little pity
          A
With your slip shag watching back
                   G                                        D
You skinny, skinny people don't like that when you con them, spell me


[Verse 3]

D                           Bm
Spritzer on ice in New York City
           G
Isn't it a pity
              D
You never had anything to mix with that
              Bm
Listen to the tender
                A
Behind the open chest in the hall
             G                   D
Room service calls, I'm blue and green and cream and blue


[Chorus 2]

    D  
Whenever, whenever, whenever
                 A                        G
When-nen-nen-nen-en-en-en-ever, oh I feel fine
                D
I'll walk the plank for you
                                   D
I'll walk the plank, I'll walk the plank for you
                               A
In the da-da-da-da-dark of the capi-federal
         G                                                    D                                       
Jacob, Jacob Javits, I'd like to thank you for everything, primarily your glass house


[Outro]

E5
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
F5
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
G5
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
D/F#
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis, one, two, three, go!
D                   A                   G                   D
Whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh