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F#m                              A
Harness your hopes on just one person
                     F#m                      A
Because you know a harness was only made for one
                       F#m                         A
Don't telegraph your passes, you'll end up with molasses
                 F#m                   A
Cauterized with syrup and syrup and molasses

A                        B                          D
And I'm checking out the asses, the assets that attract us
                  F#m                            A
To anything that moves.. we're deep inside the grooves
A                           B                               D
And it's time to shake the rations, 'cause someone's gonna cash in
                   F#m                            A
The plot it turns again.. the reference starts at ten

F#m                              A
Show me a word that rhymes with pavement
                       F#m                        A
And I won't kill your parents and roast them on a spit
                         F#m                       A
And a - don't you try to etch it or permanently sketch it
                 F#m             A
Or you're gonna catch a bad bad cold

A                               B                           D
And the freaks have stormed the white house, I moved into a lighthouse
                 F#m                 A
It's on a scenic quay, is oh so far away
A                    B                              D
Far away from the beginning, the shroud is made of Lenin
                       F#m                        A
The yearling took the purse, the goth kid has a hearse

E               E              E
Heart breaking, earth quaking, kiwis they are home baking
D       A      B  E     D    A
Minds.. wide.. o-pen.. true-ly

F#m                            A
Leisure.. a leisure suit is nothing
A                   F#m                          A
It's nothing to be proud of... in this late century
A                     F#m                            A
And I'm asking you to hold me just like the morning paper
A                     F#m                           A
Pinched between your pointer, your index and your thumb

A               B                       D
It's a semi automatic... believers are ecstatic
                      F#m                       A
You see the way they cling... the cold metallic sting
A                    B                  D
And I'm living in a coma... for Donna DeVorona
                    F#m                        A
The harness made of hopes... the lovers on the ropes

E           E            E            E
Nun is to church as the parrot is to perch
        D      A    B  E   D    A
And my heart's wide o-pen true-ly

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