G
I got me ten fine toes

To wiggle in the sand
        G7
Lots of idle fingers
                D7
Snap to my command

A lovely pair of heels That kick that beat the band
        A                       D7
Contemplating nature can be fascinating
        G
Add to these a nose that I can thumb
                C       C7
And a mouth by gum have I
        F#7
To tell the whole darn world
        G7              Em7
If you don't happen to like it
        Am7
Deal me out
                D7      G
Thank you kindly, pass me by
        C       G       B       E7
Pass me by, pass me by
        Am7             D7      G
If you don't happen to like it, pass me by

[Verse 2]

Same as verse 1 but half of the lyrics are not sung but whistled in the first half
 G
(whistling)
        G7
Lots of idle fingers
                D7
Snap to my command

(whistle)
        A                       D7
Contemplating nature can be fascinating

G  C  C7
(whistle)

F#7
I'll tell the whole darn world
        G7              Em7
If you don't happen to like it
        Am7
Deal me out
                D7      G
Thank you kindly, pass me by
        C       G        B      E7
Pass me by, pass me by
        Am7             D7              G
If you don't happen to like it, pass me by


[Verse 1]

        G
I got me ten fine toes

To wiggle in the sand
        G7
Lots of idle fingers
                D7
Snap to my command

A lovely pair of heels That kick that beat the band
        A                       D7
Contemplating nature can be fascinating
        G
Add to these a nose that I can thumb
                C       C7
And a mouth by gum have I
        F#7
To tell the whole darn world
        G7              Em7
If you don't happen to like it
        Am7
Deal me out
                D7      G
Thank you kindly, pass me by
        C       G       B       E7
Pass me by, pass me by
        Am7             D7      G
If you don't happen to like it, pass me by