Em
G#m D# x3
E

[Verse 1]

G#m                     D#
So this girl’s out back behind the bar
G#m                     D#      E
She’s a good girl, she called a car
G#m                           D#
Y’ got three motherfuckers in a big white van
G#m                 D#
Two dumb friends and one mean man

G#m                           D#
Well she’ll fuckin’ kill you, she wins every fight
G#m                           D#             E
She's gonna rock your shit by the end of the night
G#m                           D#
And the only advantage that a killer has
G#m                         D#    D#
Is they think they have the right


[Chorus]
B
I listen to a lotta true crime
D#                G#m
I listen to it at night
E               B
I like the girl talk
D#               G#m
It makes me feel alright
E                           B
I like scary stories in the morning
D#                G#m
And I like ‘em at night
E                B
I like girl talk vibes
D#                      G#m
They makes me feel just fine
E                        G#m
I listen to a lotta true crime

[laughing]
G#m D# x2
Em

[SPOKEN]

G#m D#

Ya' know, Dennis Rayder and David Parker Ray actually sit together in Hell
Shaking, quaking, terrified
G#m                    D#
That one day, somehow, someway
E
They might meet me


[Verse 2]

G#m                      D#
They took our girls away from home
G#m                   D#          E
They’re in the woods, they’re all alone
G#m                         D#
The ropes are heavy and the knots are tight
G#m                       D#        E
Tied by a monster and his oblivious wife

G#m                               D#
Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite
G#m                               D#      E
But Ted Bundy was just never that fuckin’ bright
G#m                               D#
He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright?
N.C.
And he was so fuckin’ sure he had the right


[Verse 3]
B                  D#
But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead
E                                      D#
'Cause he had no fuckin’ candle in his pumpkin head
B                      D#
You’re not special for winning a game
G#m                           E     D#
With someone who you know was never playing

B
She could’ve killed you
D#
She had every right
D#                     D#    G#m
Y’ just caught her off guard tonight
B        D#
But it’s alright
G#m
She’ll be fine
E                    G#m
We listen to a lotta true crime

G#m D# x2

E

[Bridge]
G#m                     D#
One of our young turned up last night
E                B        D#        G#m
They found their body but not their eyes
G#m
Somebody new must’ve
D#
Gone bad
G#m                      D#
Where’s the lord to take care of that?
G#m                              E
Where’s the lord to take care of that?


[Solo]
E B D# G#m

[laughing]
E

Em

G#m D# x2
G#m D# E
G#m D# x2
G#m D# E


[Chorus]
B
I listen to a lot of true crime
D#                G#m
I listen to it at night
E          B
I like the girl talk vibes
D#                G#m
They make me feel alright
E                           B
I like scary stories in the morning
D#                E
And I like ‘em at night
B
I like the girl talk vibes
D#                     G#m
They make me feel just fine
E                         G#m
I listen to a lot of true crime