Album: Whip-Smart

Tuned to Drop D:

Main Riff:
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G|--0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0----4-4-4-4-----5--5--5--5-| 
D|-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2----0-0-0-0-----------------|
A|---------------------------------3--3--3--3---|
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Verse 1:
I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV."

Verse 2:
It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in Paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

Verse 3:
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly I'm timid

Then this riff:          (Slower)  
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