Catherine
I'm your average ordinary kind of woman
Competent and neat
Making life a treat
Others as nice
You meet often i know
At least once or twice
Every decade or so

I'm your everyday, customary kind of woman
Practical as salt
Modest to a fault
Conservative with a budget
Liberal with a meal
Just your average ideal

My telling you this
May seem sudden and strange
It may not interest you much at all right now
But things change
Things change
Still i'll understand if i'm not your kind of woman
Anyone can make
One terrible mistake
But i've no special glamour
No bait i can twirl
For i'm just a plain, everyday
Commonplace, come-what-may
Average, ordinary
Wonderful girl!