(C)                                              F
Let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
   C                                        G
Don't blame Mama or tell her how lazy she's been
              C                                                  F
It's been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it ain't no sin
   C                          G                     C
So let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

[Verse]
C                                               F
Let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars
        C                                                G
I don't need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
          C                                            F
I lay the blame on the clinic and man it's got me this far
      C                       G                       C
Yeah, let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars

[Chorus]
G
  If only Dad would have spanked me instead
   F                        C
Of dopin' me up and messing with my head
  Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
         F                     G
But it's all that I know and I gotta get high

[Verse]
   C                                                       F
So let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
               C                                               G
I'll chop some lines maybe one at a time till we're feeling no pain
             C                                                    F
I'll bite my tongue till it's numb and I'll talk till I drive you insane
      C                                G                      C
Yeah, let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

[Break]
| C   | C   | F   | F   |
| C   | C   | G   | G   |
| C   | C   | F   | F   |
| C   | G   | C   | C   |

[Chorus]
G
  If only Dad would have spanked me instead
   F                        C
Of dopin' me up and messing with my head
  Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
         F                     G
But it's all that I know and I gotta get high

[Verse]
   C                                                          F
So let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos
          C                                                  G
I've been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
       C                                                     F
I sit around on my ass smokin' grass and watchin' classic cartoons
      C                              G                          C
Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos

      C                              G
Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos