Intro: A D A D

Verse:
A  G    D   A  G           D
 I know you. I know you've seen her. 
A        G   D       A      G           D
 She's a sad tomato.  She's three miles of bad road.
A        G    D          A     G       D
 Walking down the street. Will I never meet her?
A        G    D           A      G            D           B
 She's a real woman-child. Oh my kiss breathe turpentine.

Chorus:
E D  G       A E       D    G              D    E
I am smitten.  I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E        D        G     A      G
Have you seen her come around?  My crush with eyeliner

Verse:
A    G  D    A    G   D
 I'm in like. I'm infatuated
A         G   D             A      G          D
 It's all too much pressure. She's all that I can take
A        G     D              A    G      D
 What position should I wear?  Cop an attitude? (You faker)
A     G    D                   A     G             D          B
 How can I convince her?(Faker) That I'm invented, too, yeah.

Chorus:
E D  G       A E       D    G              D    E
I am smitten.  I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E  D   G          A      G
We all invent ourselves.  And you know me.

Solo: B A B A D E G 

Verse:
A        G   D      A      G           D
 She's a sad tomato. She's three miles of bad road.
A          G   D                        A                          
 She's her own invention,(She's her own invention).
A     G    D                A     G     D
 That gets me in the throat. What can I make myself be?
A     G  D                      A      
 Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)
A     G     D               A     G    D              B
 What can I make myself be?(Faker). To make her mine?

Chorus:
E D  G       A  E       D  G              D    E
I am smitten.   I'll do anything (I'll do anything).
E D            G     A    G              
A kiss breathe turpentine. My crush with eyeliner
E D  G       A  E   D    G         D        E
I am smitten.   You know me (Yeah, you know me).
E       D       G      A     G              D    
I could be your Frankenstein. My crush with eyeliner
E D  G       A  E       D  G                     E
I am smitten.   I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E         D     G       A  G            
Won't you be my valentine?  My crush with eyeliner.

Outro: E D G A 
       E D G G
       E D G A
End on E (let ring)