C   C

[Verse]

          C
She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie
F
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
C                           F
Strutting up the aisle, big deal you get to fly
G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky.... mm...mm...

[Verse]

C
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
F
You get to me always out of champagne
C                     F
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
       G7                      C
'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 G7                       C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky...oh oh oh...

[Bridge]

        F
And the sign says: "Thank you very much for not smoking"
G
My own sign says, "I'm sorry I'm smokin"
      F
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass
   G7
Treat me like the way you treat 'em up in first class

[Verse]

C
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
F
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
C                      F
 A real union flight attendant my oh my
G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

[Outro]

                      F           C                 F         C
...oh oh oh...    oh...oh.... mm...   mm...     mm...    mm..


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Francois Rousseau
Laboratoire Incognito (Computer Languages)
Universite de Montreal, Canada
E-mail: rousseaf@iro.umontreal.ca
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