Got no money to spend on you
Don't wanna end up in no zoo
Nothing ever happens in our lives
Couldn't be bothered to even try

It's so boring being bored
It's so boring being bored
Sit all day nothing to do
Couldn't give a toss for any of you

Sit all day watching the news
Tell us jokes we're not amused
You people try to find us jobs
We don't want work we're idle slobs

Scrounging on the dole there's no tax
Plenty of time to relax
People try to ruin our day
By arranging interviews far away

Don't want work we can't afford
Sooner go on just being bored
Hope this doesn't go on too long
As it's just a boring song