A
I can't believe we lived to be this old
F#m
And somehow we've never seen this hole
A
A little dip with a little bit of lint inside it
F#m
Underneath this cotton tee you've been hiding
A
It's time that we unwrapped this gift
F#m
Let's bring back the male midriff

[Chorus]

A 
It's my belly button, my belly belly button
F#m
I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something
D
Something I want to show to you

[Verse 2]

          A
You should call me a seal, cause I'm going full naval
I'll be dazzled,I made a nugget dip taste it
F#m
Hold up, fill the hole up, with molten gold
Molten gold nugget for my charm bracelet
A
Potting soil, random seeds
                           F#m
Douglas fir, sapling maple tree
These are gonna get massive, and absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
A
The fact is, we're helping the planet's health
Wait, we carbon offset ourselves!
           A
So, we can cruise around in big SUV
F#m
And these trees allow us to ride separately
D
Let's continue this conversation
   A 
On our inefficient gas-powered phones

[Talking Part:]
A
Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention:
It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children.

[Chorus x2]

A 
It's my belly button, my belly belly button
F#m
I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something
D
Something I want to show to you
A 
It's my belly button, my belly belly button
F#m
I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something
D
Something I want to show to you

[Outro]
[Matt] Uh, are those--
[Link] Belly button trees, yeah
[Link] *points at Matt's belly*