G
You want to get something to eat?
                                  C
Yeah, that would be sweet. What do you feel like?
                                  G
Hmmm. Fried chicken. What you feel like?
          C
Hmmm. A waffle.
   G        
I'll drop you off here and you can walk to the chicken place
  C                                                           G
Or you could eat a waffle with the rest of the human race-for breakfast.

Are you sure you want a waffle?
               C
Are you sure you want some chicken? Yes.

PC:
      Am7                                   D7
Well I wanna waffle and I want some chicken thighs.
  Am7                                      D7
Maybe we can find a place for us to compromise. Let's go to...

Chorus:
G
Roscoe's chicken and waffles
C
We want our whole plates to be brown 
G                                  C
'Cause chicken is brown and waffles are brown (well yellowish brown) at 
G
Roscoe's chicken and waffles 
C                                        D
A fork full of waffle helps the fried chicken down
( The waffle leads the chicken into the stomach like a Sherpa)

PC:
     Am7                                           D7
If you want a waffle, but your friend wants a chicken breast
 Am7                                               D7
Now the a way for you to circumvent any unrest. Y'all go to...

Chorus:
G
Roscoe's chicken and waffles 
C
The syrup and the gravy both  finer than wine 
(and we regularly drink both of them from a challis) at...
G
Roscoe's chicken and waffles 
G                                          C
Eat breakfast lunch and dinner all at the same time 
( Now tell me where else can you do that? Nowhere)


Outro: 
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A fork full of waffle helps the fried chicken go down...X3