G 
My hair is kinda thinning
D
I got a tooth thats kinda loose
C
My belly is getting bigger
D
Waist size is 42
G
My prostates getting larger
D
I pee more than I should
C
My pecker feels like cotton
D
When it use to feel like wood

G
She still loves me
D
She still tells me I'm cute 
C
And even though she screws the pool boy 
D
Our love it still feels new
G
She loves me
D
And I love her just the same
C
The other day she got some flowers not from me
D
You know the flowers came from shane
G
Who the fuck is shane

G
I've lost a lot of money
D
Gambling till I'm sick
C
With a lot she's made 
D
On a corner turning tricks
G
I know it sounds crazy
D
To think thats what i let her do
C
But if you saw the cash she's made 
D
I'd bet you let her to

G
She still loves me
D
She still tells me I'm cute 
C
And even though she screws the pool boy 
D
Our love it still feels new
G
She loves me
D
And I love her just the same
C
The other day she got some money not from me
D
You know the money came from shane
G
Who the fuck is shane

D
Ain't it kinda funny how to people make it work
C
Though unconventional nobodies getting hurt
D
No no no no 

G
She still loves me
D
She still tells me I'm cute 
C
And even though she screws the pool boy 
D
Our love it still feels new
G
She loves me
D
And I love her just the same
C                                    D
The other day we got together me and her
                                G
And a goofy son bitch named shane