Bm              F#m           Em            F#m
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B|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|
G|--2--2--2--2-|--0--0--0--0-|--5--5--5--5-|--4--4--4--4---|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|
A|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|


[Intro]
Bm
F#m  Em
F#m  Bm
F#m  Em
F#m

[Verse]
   Bm                            F#m
Miraculous you call it babe, you ain't seen nothing yet.
         Em                             F#m
They got Pepsi in the Andes, they got McDonalds in Tibet.
Bm                                        F#m
Yosemite's been turned into a golf course     for the Japs,
    Em            F#m
The Dead Sea is alive with rap.
            Bm                               F#m
Between the Tigris and Euphrates, there's a leisure centre now
         Em                                            F#m
They got all kinds of sports, they got Bermuda shorts
          Bm                       F#m
They had sex in Pennsylvania, a Brazilian grew a tree
      Em                            F#m
And a doctor in Manhattan, saved a dying man for free

[Chorus]
       Bm
It's a miracle
       F#m
It's a miracle
       D
It's a miracle
        F#
Another miracle
       G
By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace
    Em                          F#
The human race has civilized itself
       Bm            F#m         Em
It's a miracle
F#  Bm  F#m  Em
F#

[Verse]
        Bm                           F#m
We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine.
       Em                                 F#m
We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime.
       Bm                          F#m                    Em
We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce,
              F#m
Yeah, we got choice.
         Bm                        F#m
She said meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene my dear,
    Em                              F#m
The Lord said Peter I can see your house from here.
   Bm                  F#m
An honest man finally reaped what he had sown.
       Em                               F#
And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan.

[Chorus]
       Bm
It's a miracle
       F#m
It's a miracle
       D
It's a miracle
        F#
Another miracle
       G
By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace
    Em                          F#
The human race has civilized itself
       Bm            F#m         Em
It's a miracle

F#m

[Verse]
    Bm
We cover in our shelters
         F#m
With our hands over our ears
       Em
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
                                       F#m
Runs for years and years and years and years
    Bm
An earthquake hits the theatre

But the operetta lingers

Then the piano lid comes down

and breaks his fucking fingers

It's a miracle.

[Outro]
Em  Bm   Em  Bm
G   A    D
Bm  F#m  Em  Bm