Powdered sugar on your fingers,
Coffee on your shirt,
Bribes in your pocket,
You never do any work,
You fat fucking slob,
You just sit in a car,
Until you get off work,
Then it's back to the bar!

You never catch any crooks,
But harass everyone else,
Your fat fingers don't fit the trigger,
You're too slow to catch a nigger,
You're a suburban cop,
Because you're scared of the city,
You broke a stool at dunkin donuts,
Because you're so fucking fat!