A       X02220
Dm      XX0231
F#m     244222
C#      X46664
D       XX0232
E       022100
F#mmaj7 243222
F#m7    242222
B       024442
G       320033

[Intro]
         N.C.
(Spoken) I did not hit her, it's not true!

[Chorus]
   A               Dm     A
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
F#m                C#        D
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart
     A                  Dm       A
You know what they say, love is blind
      F#m               C#        D
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine

[Bridge]
A                                      Dm                A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m                                    C#                D
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine)
A                                      Dm                A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m          D                     E           D      A
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep.

[Verse]
       F#mmaj7          F#m
You're tearing me apart
      D
Oh hi Mark

E               A                             F#m
Hey everybody! Thank you, this is a beautiful party
                       D
You invited all of my friends
E                          A
Hey, everybody! Let's eat cake
                           F#m
I have an announcement to make
                      D
I'm fed up with this world!
D
You're just a chicken

[Middle 8]
F#m
How can you do this?
   F#mmaj7
You make me sick
F#m7                               B
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
       D
You're going to destroy Johnny

He's very sensitive
Dm
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
          G
Son of a bitch

[Chorus]
  A                Dm    A
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
F#m        C#                 D
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart
     A                   Dm     A
You know what they say, love is blind
      F#m                C#       D
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine

[Bridge]
A                                      Dm                A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m                                    C#                D
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine)
A                                      Dm                A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m          D                     E           D      A
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep.

[Chorus]
       F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
   F#m
Hi doggy
               D
What a story, Mark
                         A
Anyway, how is your sex life?
       F#mmaj7          F#m
You're tearing me apart

Oh hi Mark
 D
Underwear, that's life

[Verse]
   E
Oh hey, Denny

Oh hi, Mike
A
Oh hey, Peter

Oh hey, guys
F#m                       D
Everybody, I'm so happy I have you as my friends
   E
Oh hi, babe

Oh hi, Johnny
A
Oh hi, Claudette

Hi, doggy
F#m                               D
Everybody, I love you as a human being, to the end

[Middle 8]
            F#m
Where's my money, Denny
                      F#mmaj7
What'd you do with my money
      F#m7         B
Stop ganging up on me

For God's sake
D
Why? Why? (Denny)

Why? Why? (Denny)
Dm
Why? (Denny) (Denny) (Denny) (Denny)
         G
Let's go home

[Chorus]
   A               Dm     A
I did not hit her, oh hi Mark
F#m                C#        D
Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart
     A                  Dm      A
You know what they say, love is blind
     F#m                 C#       D
Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine

[Bridge]
A                                      Dm                A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m                                    C#                D
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine)
A                                      Dm                A
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind)
F#m          D                     E           D      A
Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep.

[Coda]
        F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
     F#m
Hi, doggy
        D
Oh hi, Mark
                              A
Yeah, you can say that again
       F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
        F#m
Hey everybody

You're the expert, Mark
D                         A
What kind of drugs do you take?

(Denny) Why?
        F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
F#m
Calm down
               D
What a story, Mark

Yeah, you can say that again
A
Me underwears, (haha)
        F#mmaj7
You're tearing me apart
                F#m
Anything for my princess
        D
Oh hi, Mark
                   A
You're tearing me apart...

[Outro] 
         N.C.
(Spoken) People are very strange these days...